Curry Club Rules and Regulations
"4 Rice, 4 Nan and 2 chip"
Honouree Council Members
Martin Noble (Chairman)
Stephen Winfield
Steven Woodman
Dave Smith
Paul Day
Andy Hague
Gary Jordan
I. Every name above must arrange a monthly curry every 8 months (in ascending order)
II. Only deaths, marriages and childbirth are acceptable reasons to cancel your curry.
III. Each curry organiser should provide at least 7 days notice before his monthly curry. This, however, is not ideal and at least two weeks should be considered.
IV. The football calendar should always be taken into consideration and all midweek calendar fixtures of Stockport County, Man United and Man City should be avoided.
V. Wherever possible curries should be within the SK postcode area for convenience. Curries outside of the SK postcode area are permitted, at the discretion of the curry council.
VI. Females are not permitted
VII. Curries dates and times should be communicated by email or text AND telephone. Email only is not acceptable as members of the curry council do not always regularly access email.
VIII. The balance of the curry force (4 rice, 4 nan and 2 chip) may be disturbed if non-curry-council-members are invited to the curry. The long established route of becoming a curry member Jedi is sacred and outsiders are not allowed.
IX. Any Curry Jedi wishing to bring a young padawan to the curry must seek permission from the council. If this rule is not followed, Code IX will be introduced and temporary suspension of curry club membership will be sought by the council for a minimum of a two month period.
X. Any curry establishment that you are knowingly aware of previously having a H&S (Health & Safety/Hygiene) fine or closure is NOT permitted.
XI. Zero tolerance will be applied to rule breakers and a ‘three strikes and your out’ policy will apply.
XII. Food quality is of utmost importance, followed closely by a clean and friendly establishment. Car security should also be considered.
XIII. All members must do their best to preserve and maintain the sacred monthly curry. If the curry is not organised within the pre-allocated month (40 day period max), the council shall have the power to order that the organiser be suspended indefinitely from all curry activity.
